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Pleasure just got more fun.

You deserve it.

We’ve got the BDE to keep you going.

Meet Peaches

CMO – Chief Mischief Officer and in-store concierge. Here to make exploring easier and more fun.

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Featured FAVS

Pleasure so good, you’ll want to report it.

The Shawn

Some butt plugs can’t be trusted. However this one is a pleasant surprise.

Icicles No. 79 Hand Blown Glass Diamond Butt Plug – Pink
$ 42.00

The Danijel

Modeled after the littlest dildo you’ll ever meet. But this tiny gem will leave you breathless.

Fuzu Sensa Activated Rechargeable Bullet Massager – Pastel Purple
$ 50.00

Pleasure Has Rewards

Earn points for shopping, sharing your thoughts, and being part of the Pink Slip Vibes community

A loyalty program you can moan about

Peaches’ Picks

Curated favorites, personally
approved by Peaches.

HOT DILS
Last Chance Deals — When They’re Gone, They’re Gone
These offers are so good, they’re almost a fireable offense.

AI Automated Intimacy

The Ultimate Collection of App-Compatible Pleasure Tech
Hands-Free Play Automated Satisfaction
Wireless Control Stable Wireless Sync
Remote-Controlled App-Based Control
Long-Distance Play Control From Anywhere
Discreet & Quiet Private, Whisper-Soft
Play Your Way Solo or Shared Control
Features vary by product. See details on each item page.
Playing On Your Phone Has Never Been So Satisfying

Desire as a Service (DaaS)

Quarterly Bonus Boxes

What Is It

Every 3 months, you receive a themed “Quarterly Bonus” Box.
Packed with curated toys, novelties, and indulgences — the kind of bonus that actually delivers.

1) Choose Your Collection

Who Is This For?

The She-Suite

For Women

An empowering collection curated for female pleasure, confidence, and self-exploration.

Members Only

For Men

A refined collection of premium toys and essentials designed for modern male pleasure.

Mergers & Acquisitions

For Couples

A shared collection designed to deepen connection, intimacy, and play—together.

2) Choose Your Tier

What Level Of Bonus Do Your Desire?

Essential $49

A thoughtfully curated selection featuring an entry-level pleasure toy paired with a complimentary lubricant or sensory enhancement to complete the experience.

Elevated $89

A more expansive selection typically featuring a higher-quality pleasure toy alongside additional accessories or enhancements for increased variety and exploration.

Premium $139

Our most complete experience, featuring top-tier pleasure toys, multiple complementary accessories, and exclusive extras curated for deeper discovery.

3) Subscribe To Your Bonus

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The HR Files

Overshare. Get rewarded.

Submit your most awkward, hilarious, or shocking workplace story. Each month, Peaches features one and rewards you with 500 Peaches Points if selected.

HR File #001
Investigation Opened
The Optics Didn’t Look Great
I got called into HR to answer a few “clarifying questions,” which is corporate for we’re uncomfortable and would like you to be too. They wanted to revisit a team outing from months earlier, starting with the night we did pickle shots together and whether that counted as team bonding or “a pattern.” Then the conversation took a hard left when they asked if I had ever made a purchase for someone on my team that might be considered not safe for work — yes, they clarified they meant the kind of thing that buzzed and vibrated. Someone complained, policy was cited and when HR stacked picklebacks next to vibrating purchases, I was informed that “the optics don’t look great.” I thought we were wrapping up when someone casually added, “We also heard about that night in Seattle,” followed by, “Was that club really the best place for an offsite meeting… and whatever happened to Dan that night?” That conversation ended with a pink slip and a hard career derailment. Welcome to Pink Slip Vibes.
Winner — February 2026

Welcome To
Pink Slip Vibes

We’re not just a store. We’re a monument to bad decisions that turn out to be brilliant. The best things in life usually begin with a story you can’t tell your parents. Life is better when it’s filled with fun, laughter, and most importantly, pleasure.

Every box we ship is a tribute to that infamous pickleback. It’s a clap back to anyone who tries to dim your shine and a middle finger to the idea that you should feel ashamed of what brings you joy.

Pink Slip Vibes exists to make life better. We don’t take ourselves too seriously, but we take your pleasure very seriously. When you get knocked down, that’s your cue to find your new vibe.

So go ahead. Make a boneheaded decision. We certainly did.

Have Questions Before You Play?

Peek into our FAQ or message Peaches directly.