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Desire as a Service (DaaS)
Quarterly Bonus Boxes
What Is It
Every 3 months, you receive a themed “Quarterly Bonus” Box. Packed with curated toys, novelties, and indulgences — the kind of bonus that actually delivers.
1) Choose Your Collection
Who Is This For?
The She-Suite
For Women
An empowering collection curated for female pleasure, confidence, and self-exploration.
Members Only
For Men
A refined collection of premium toys and essentials designed for modern male pleasure.
Mergers & Acquisitions
For Couples
A shared collection designed to deepen connection, intimacy, and play—together.
2) Choose Your Tier
What Level Of Bonus Do Your Desire?
Essential$49
A thoughtfully curated selection featuring an entry-level pleasure toy paired with a complimentary lubricant or sensory enhancement to complete the experience.
Elevated$89
A more expansive selection typically featuring a higher-quality pleasure toy alongside additional accessories or enhancements for increased variety and exploration.
Premium$139
Our most complete experience, featuring top-tier pleasure toys, multiple complementary accessories, and exclusive extras curated for deeper discovery.
Submit your most awkward, hilarious, or shocking workplace story. Each month, Peaches features one and rewards you with 500 Peaches Points if selected.
HR File #001
Investigation Opened
The Optics Didn’t Look Great
I got called into HR to answer a few “clarifying questions,” which is corporate for we’re uncomfortable and would like you to be too. They wanted to revisit a team outing from months earlier, starting with the night we did pickle shots together and whether that counted as team bonding or “a pattern.” Then the conversation took a hard left when they asked if I had ever made a purchase for someone on my team that might be considered not safe for work — yes, they clarified they meant the kind of thing that buzzed and vibrated. Someone complained, policy was cited and when HR stacked picklebacks next to vibrating purchases, I was informed that “the optics don’t look great.” I thought we were wrapping up when someone casually added, “We also heard about that night in Seattle,” followed by, “Was that club really the best place for an offsite meeting… and whatever happened to Dan that night?” That conversation ended with a pink slip and a hard career derailment. Welcome to Pink Slip Vibes.
We’re not just a store. We’re a monument to bad decisions that turn out to be brilliant. The best things in life usually begin with a story you can’t tell your parents. Life is better when it’s filled with fun, laughter, and most importantly, pleasure.
Every box we ship is a tribute to that infamous pickleback. It’s a clap back to anyone who tries to dim your shine and a middle finger to the idea that you should feel ashamed of what brings you joy.
Pink Slip Vibes exists to make life better. We don’t take ourselves too seriously, but we take your pleasure very seriously. When you get knocked down, that’s your cue to find your new vibe.
So go ahead. Make a boneheaded decision. We certainly did.